JustJoe

2 days ago

haha....

“The holiday season is a lot like getting fucked in the ass by a bad, hasty top: it could really be pleasant but instead it’s always forced and too fast with no time to actually enjoy it.”

Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. how bout you?

Lessons learned

Regarding recent history…

*ring*ring*

Me - hello

Him - hey, whatchu doin?

Me - Staring at the computer and thinking about what to keep and what to throw away before I move

Him - Cool. I’m sitting here playin with myself thinking bout the fun we had the other day.

Me - Oh.

Him - Want to come over and help me out?

Me - Umm…no. I think I’m going to give the dog a bath.

Him - …….

Me - so….anything else?

Him - nah.

Me - ok then. good luck with that.

ericd14:

The town keeps replacing the stop signs by my house and kids keep writing on them again. Usually it’s spray painted, they used a different method this time. I kinda like this one, but my favorite said, “STOP War,” I have a picture somewhere, I’ll post it when I find it.

haha. kids!